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Title: Sensible Massacre 2
Developer: James Hall
Year of Release: N/A
No. Players: 1
Graphics: * * *
Control: * *
Sound: * *
Genre: Top-down massacre

"The Bulldozer Butcher has returned, having broken free from prison he finds and polishes his yellow Bulldozer before driving out... driving out towards the nearest stadium, to wreck carnage on the field!"

Maybe my favourite sports game! Because it isn't a sports game! In fact it is massacring as many rugby/football players as you can!
Okay, now seriously, you can probably tell this game is very stupid, and very mindless, pointless, irrelevant and stupid one more time. But it's fun for a while. Basically, you are a big yellow Bulldozer in the middle of a sport stadium, and you have to run over as many players as you can to reach the next level. You also have explosive footballs in your arsenal, which you boot up so they explode at a distance - perfect for taking out bikers and parachuters. You also get red ball bonuses (give you health) white balls that give you more footballs, and yellow ones that make three random bonuses appear on the field. There are other ones but I'm not going to go into detail with a game like this!
The graphics are very standard in this game, all the players are a cloned singular bitmap, each biker is the same, each parachuter is the same, and the footballs are coloured replicas too. Still, it has endless amounts of levels, mainly because there's nothing else to it!
Control is shaky at best, the bulldozer doesn't move so much as a bulldozer but more like a bouncy ball, making navigating TNT and bikers tricky at best.
Sound is perhaps its saving grace, which is rather sad given that it is a barrage of burps, grunts, screams and explosions. You get the picture.